So why oh why is their fax machine calling me? Is it to torture me and my dream of becoming a well-known columnist for their newspaper? Or maybe it's simply to haunt my phone because there's nothing better to do in this one horse little ole' town? Please stop calling unless you intend to offer me a job with your paper. :-) Thank you so very much!
Joy Smith also known as The Insane Writer, is the author of the Sci-Fi novel, The Generation. You can email her at email@example.com She can also be found on Twitter @theinsanewriter.