August 22, 2007

What Women Are Really Thinking

My aunt sent this to me through email and I thought I would share it with you. I found it to be interesting since most of these are true in one way or another.I added my own comments in red.



1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Almost always true!

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. The first part can be true, but I've been known to actually be ready in five minutes! The second part to this is true.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. Yep. I most certainly have to agree with this one. It can also mean we just don't want to tell you and you should already know.hehe I know you guys are not psychic either.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! Okay everyone, repeat after me... DON'T DO IT!!!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) For me it usually means, "I give up."

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. If it's not okay, I'll say so.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. Yep

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! Well, my husband tends to say this on a daily basis to me. So I hope this one is not true!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3. Exactly.